Forrest Gump. Forrest Motherfucking Gump. Forrest Crime Against Cinema Gump. Forrest “I’m going to deny the very definitions of human existence as well as snatching the Best Picture Oscar from both Pulp Fiction and The Shawshank Redemption to the thunderous applause of a deluded public” Gump.
Have you sat down and watched it lately? Actually looked at the unholy fucking thing?
It opened today in 1994 and thanks to some sinister prank by the movie gods, I have no other movie of note to talk about today. Nada. Zip.
No, we’re not doing Short Circuit 2, thankyouverymuch. Just Gump.