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Insurgent (2015) Movie Review

Ah, that story we ordered last year finally arrived. My central issue with 2014’s Divergent – besides the open aping of the Hunger Games formula – was that not a whole lot actually happened in it. We got training. A lot of training. And by the time our plucky young Woman of Destiny (Shailene Woodley) found something of substance to …

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Cinderella (2015)

The central question before us with Disney’s new live-action version of Cinderella is a simple one: was this really necessary? The studio already has a perfectly serviceable animated classic (though I confess I’m not its biggest fan), to say nothing of last winter’s Into the Woods and dozens of non-Disney adaptations available as fast as you can get to your …

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Fantastic Four Review

Once again, I, Victor Von Doom, must endure another affront to my genius. For too long, the exploits of Marvel’s so-called “heroes” have been fodder for the skulking lapdogs of Hollywood studios. Doom has watched their efforts and laughed, knowing that they would be as ants before a colossus when the Dr. Doom movie finally arrived. A pox on Sam …

Welcome to Cinema-Stache!

Welcome to Cinema-Stache, a new site dedicated to all things cinema. First of all, a little bit about myself. My name is Rob Vaux, and I’ve been a professional movie critic since March, 2000. I’ve written for a wide variety of online publications, conveniently centralized over on Rotten Tomatoes and available for your viewing pleasure. My passion for the movies …